try a mirror.

Nine years ago when I began blogging, I posted a lot of self portraits… like maybe several a week.

In hindsight, fuck that’s annoying.

Filed Under: I said that.

[scene opens. X is folding laundry. Goonch enters and begins talking about the various ways in which towels can be folded and are allowed to be folded.]

Goonch: And as you can see, folding them both of those ways takes up exactly the same amount of horizontal space.
Silas: Well, I fold them *this* way.
Goonch: And that’s how Martha Stewart folds them, which puts you far and away above other people.

Alielhu

I would like to ship Cthulhu with Alien: Resurrection’s Alien queen, please.